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- TECHNOLOGY, Page 104MOST OF THE DECADE
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- Most likely to put the Post Office out of business.
- Futurists predicted that electronic mail -- computers talking
- to computers -- would soon replace the stamped envelope. They
- turned out to be wrong. The true expression of 21st century
- communications is one fax machine talking to another. Modern
- high-speed facsimile technology has opened the telephone lines
- to everything from blueprints to fingerprints, including
- unsolicited, unwanted faxes -- the 1980s version of junk mail.
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- Most likely to fail in the middle of a billion-dollar deal.
- It was the technological breakthrough that made where people
- make their calls ("I'm calling from the freeway! The chairlift!
- The beach!") as important as what they had to say. The concept
- behind the cellular telephone is to divide a geographical region
- into overlapping "cells," each assigned its own radio frequency.
- As callers travel from one telephone cell to another, a complex
- computer system automatically switches their call from one
- frequency to the next. And with a little luck, the party
- they're talking to gets switched at the same time.
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- Most likely to get you run over by a truck. First there was
- the boom box -- big, bad and blaring. But soon Sony introduced
- the Walkman, the compact musical device designed to be seen but
- not heard. Since then, sidewalks and streets have been filled
- with people wearing small foam-rubber circles on or in their
- ears and expressions of rapture on their faces. Watch out for
- that manhole!
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- Most likely to turn your child into a space cadet. At
- first, home video games were supposed to be educational,
- teaching the kids computer literacy and all that. Then came
- Nintendo, purveyor of the Super Mario Bros., to revitalize the
- world market for mindless alien blasting. Parents now suspect
- that there is something disturbingly addictive about these
- amusements, but at least they keep the kids off the streets.
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- Most likely to bring Elvis back to life. With revolutionary
- speed, music lovers are replacing their favorite old
- scratched-up 45s and 33s with shiny compact discs. The complete
- works of almost all major artists, from Rachmaninoff to the
- Rolling Stones, are being released in the new format. At up to
- $18 a pop, CDs are costly, but the tones they produce are
- astonishingly crisp and clear. Pressed between CDs and cassette
- tapes, the venerable vinyl long-playing record is being
- relegated to memory lane.
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- Most likely to leave you hanging in suspense. Tonight's the
- final installment of a 34-episode Masterpiece Theater series,
- and the boss wants you to entertain clients. But no problem!
- That's why you -- and millions of other Americans -- bought the
- videocassette recorder with the one-month, eight-program
- calendar timer and standby one-touch record. Once you have
- mastered the owner's manual, a lifetime task for some, you just
- shove in a tape and press a few dozen buttons. What could go
- wrong?
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- Most likely to leave you talking to yourself. Making a
- quick phone call to ask a simple question? Forget it. Since the
- advent of voice mail (a.k.a. automated answering systems), there
- are no simple questions -- just a maze of electronic choices
- that could have been designed by Kafka. Got a medical emergency?
- Please push 1. Want something kinky? Press 4. Need to talk to
- a human? Just stay on the line.
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- Most likely to produce a one-night standoff. People who
- were weary of blind dates, office romances and the kind of
- companions they met in singles bars embraced video dating
- services as a way to look before they leaped. But dates who look
- luscious and sound suave on videotape may not be so appealing
- in the flesh. State--of-the-art electronics still does not
- remove trial and error from love.
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- Most likely to turn you into a couch potato. Sure you could
- jump to your feet, dash across the carpet and risk a sprained
- wrist twisting dials on the television set. But, hey, why
- bother? This is the age of the wireless remote control. While
- exercising only your finger muscles, you can flip through the
- six dozen channels on your cable box, skip commercials and turn
- down the volume on grating sports announcers. In fact, you can
- do just about everything but make the characters on screen step
- into your living room -- and that may yet come.
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- Most likely to be more than you bargained for. You say you
- only want it for word processing? No can do. Buy a personal
- computer and you are also buying a life-style. Loaded up with
- the computational power that was once available only to
- governments and large corporations, people are using desktop
- machines to do everything from making investments and laying out
- newsletters to designing paper airplanes and picking the winners
- of the football bowl games.
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